Pile Load Test: I'm the blazon of guy

Babies are little murderers, they kill your dreams. Here's what I think I said: I'm the type of guy who'll make you laugh Even if your heart has just been broken It's not the end of the world for you I'm the type of guy who'll keep you warm Long after the fire's finished smokin' It's not the end of the world just yet And once everybody's gone, I tell you you're the only one I need But at the moment I can't give-a-you my heart Cuz I'm unsure of things It's not that I'm not ready to commit It's just that I don't want to have a baby I've seen TV, condoms never work Babies are just screaming piles of shit They puke more than a raging alcoholic They suck at sports, and they kill your dreams And once everybody's gone You show me something I don't want to see It's a baby test with positive results And you're pointing it at me But I'm the type that drinks the mountain dew And stands in front of microwaves while cooking I sit on ice and I wear tight pants And I'm the type of guy that holds my breath And does it in the standing up position There is no way that the child is mine But once everyone calmed down You told me it was just a little test To see if I would be a man and stick around With baby in your chest I'm not sure why you went through all of that You could have just been civilized and asked me Why I don't want any little ones So now I think it's time for me to leave I realize that you are fuckin crazy I'll spend the night in my tiburon Oooh Hyundai Tiburon You're ...