A parody of Jizz in My Pants...but with crap lyrics (as requested) white chalk...from across the room takin' my exam, have to finish soon left this morning, no time to pooo too focused on this test that i have to do make my way through the multiple choice the sweat on my brow is very moist takin' my time on number 8 my stomach feels sick from the food i ate look at the clock, and i get a chill stop what im doing and i go still working hard to find the answer until my but cheeks open against my will and i CRAP in my pants people look around and say, "whats that smell?" no doubt it must've been that taco bell was about to finish my test on france and now i CRAPPED in my pants what i thought was about to be some gas turned out the be a brown brick from my ass walked up to the teacher and grabbed a pass clenched my cheeks and left... Driving on the street, goin real fast looking at all the cars i drive past zoom by the last exit for 20 miles if i dont go soon ill be sitting in piles and i CRAP in my pants gettin in shape, runnin on the track workin real hard for the six pack about to finish in record time and i CRAPPED in my pants last week...i drank some milk as i recall...it was spoiled milk unscrewed the lid and took a sip eyes bulged out and i bit my lip and i CRAPPED in my pants cleaning up the house, gotta clear the clutter up until my ass churns the dooo dooo butter the house is a mess but bout to get worse cause i CRAPPED in my pants when i met your parents for the ...
This is a four-wheeled robot chassis, rolling around at -30 deg F at the University of Alaska Fairbanks. This version uses only 50 watts or so, but still hops over curbs and rolls over piles of snow quite easily! We're trying out various motor and wheel arrangements for a solar-powered autonomous run across hundreds of kilometers of ice in Greenland. This particular run is powered at 24VDC via two lead-acid batteries, with a fairly stout black wheelchair-type motor driving the rear axle via a roller chain. The rear wheels are truck inner tubes on custom-built wooden rims, driven via two ATV hubs on an ATV axle. The whole assembly is mounted on a 2x4" lumber frame, slapped together in one afternoon. This is clearly not the final robot, but we've found that lumber and a pneumatic nailgun make it very easy to try things out until you find a setup that works well, which you can then build from decent materials. Read more about our prototype and this test here: www.greenlandrobot.net